Carey Elwes, aka Wesley from The Princess Bride (why is there no underline option, if I’m able to bold and italic things??) is about .000006 as mind-meltingly gorgeous as he used to be when in said film. To be fair, he’s also forty-seven. But did he really have to get fat?
I’m going to try to post a picture. We’ll see if I fail or not.
Young Han and Katie came to me out of the blue today, blindfolded me, gagged me, and gave me Indian burns until I consented to getting a tumblr. So I did. Indian burns are a good means to get what you want out of me. Take that as you will.
I don’t understand what this tumblr business is, because I don’t really understand anything about what the kids are doing these days with their tweeting and stumbling and digging and whatnot. I suppose I should learn, since I am under the age of 60, and I have no excuses not to.
Ta-da.
