May 2009
3 posts
Aging is so disappointing.
Carey Elwes, aka Wesley from The Princess Bride (why is there no underline option, if I’m able to bold and italic things??) is about .000006 as mind-meltingly gorgeous as he used to be when in said film. To be fair, he’s also forty-seven. But did he really have to get fat?
I’m going to try to post a picture. We’ll see if I fail or not.
I was coerced into this.
Young Han and Katie came to me out of the blue today, blindfolded me, gagged me, and gave me Indian burns until I consented to getting a tumblr. So I did. Indian burns are a good means to get what you want out of me. Take that as you will.
I don’t understand what this tumblr business is, because I don’t really understand anything about what the kids are doing these days with their...